| Things that annoy me now [message #93672] |
Sat, 15 December 2007 19:32  |
Paul Braun
Messages: 391
Registered: September 2005
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>>>>>>>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meteorology
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>>>>>>>> Cheers,
>>>>>>>> -Jamie
>>>>>>>> www.JamieKrutz.com
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>>>>>>>>> Neil
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>>Hi all,
A while back I posted that my Brian T PARIS DVD was stolen with my laptop
from my studio.
Could someone in the group please create a copy and send it to me at
Guy Eckelberger
555 International Way
Springfield, OR 97477
or make the image and upload it to ftp.gyefinger.com?Late for work While she was "flying" down the road yesterday (20 miles over
the limit), a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun
on the other side lying in wait. The cop pulled her over, walked up to the
car, and with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love(?), asked,
"What's your hurry?" To which she replied, "I'm late for work." "Oh yeah,"
said the cop, what is it you do? "I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded.
The cop stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does a rectum
stretcher do?" "Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger, then I
work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole
hand in. I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I
slowly but surely stretch, until it's about 6 feet wide." "And just what is
it that you do with a 6 foot asshole?" he asked. "You give him a radar gun
and park him behind a bridge..."
Traffic Ticket: $105.00
Court Costs: $45.00
Look on Cop's Face: PRICELESS
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