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Upgrade my video card with PARIS [message #92957]

Wed, 21 November 2007 18:25

Johnny Blaze

Messages: 18
Registered: October 2007

Junior Member

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> There is a lot that happens in life that isn't fair and no human being
> has any control over.
> We can't sue everytime there isn't someone there to make everything okay
> for us. Sure, there were bad situations, in New Orleans but there have
> been a lot of similar or worse situations in smaller scales that no one
> even blinks an eye at, or files a lawsuit for.
>

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Re: Upgrade my video card with PARIS [message #92970 is a reply to message #92957]

Thu, 22 November 2007 09:06

Edna Sloan

Messages: 304
Registered: October 2005

Senior Member

OES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
> (they don't stop to ask directions)
>
> 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
> (because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor
> lock)
>
> 5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
> (so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)
>
> 6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
> (you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)
>
> 7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
> (don't know.....it never happened)
>
> And the personal favorite:
>
> 8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
> (because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)
> __________________________________________________________
> One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweat-shirt
> Seconds after he stepped into the laundry r

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