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Damn this is boring! [message #80845] Wed, 28 February 2007 21:53 Go to previous message
Deej [4] is currently offline  Deej [4]   UNITED STATES
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= Annual income of Jamie Abersold, in dollars.

5. Infinity = (3 + 6 + 2 + 5) + (3 + 6 + 2 + 5) + (3 + 6 + 2 + 5) ....

6. 5/4 + 7/4 + 11/4 = drummer's gig.

7. If (# of drinks consumed, per musician) > (# of drinks comped by
club), then unrest will prevail unless (cost per drink) < 1/20 (pay for
gig).

8. 1 up tempo tune + 1 rushing drummer + x (double lattes) = x (fights
among horn players to solo first).

9. 1 ballad + 1 dragging drummer + x(Percocets) = 1 cleared house, where
x is proportional to the speed at which the room empties.

10. 2 (diddles) = paradiddle

11. Jam session + eighth -note rest = missed opportunity.

13. {(New + York) squared - (NewNe
 
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