| Unacceptable [message #58103] |
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| Re: Unacceptable [message #58119 is a reply to message #58116] |
Sun, 11 September 2005 15:52  |
DC
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gt; wrote:
>No worries... the great flying spaghetti monster will surely avert the cloud
>with one of his noodly appendages.
LOL!! Nice. ;o)"Kim" <hiddensounds@hotmail.com> wrote:
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>http://tv.yahoo.com/news/wwn/20050912/112653720001.html
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>PLANET-DISSOLVING DUST CLOUD IS HEADED TOWARD EARTH! ;oP
>Monday September 12, 2005
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>By MIKE FOSTER
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>CAMBRIDGE, Mass. -- Scared-stiff astronomers have detected a mysterious
mass
>they've dubbed a "chaos cloud" that dissolves everything in its path, including
>comets, asteroids, planets and entire stars -- and it's headed directly
toward
>Earth!
>
>Discovered April 6 by NASA's Chandra X-ray Observatory, the swirling, 10
>million-mile- wide cosmic dust cloud has been likened to an "acid nebula"
>and is hurtling toward us at close to the speed of light -- making its estimated
>time of arrival 9:15 a.m. EDT on June 1, 2014.
>
>"The good news is that this finding confirms several cutting- edge ideas
>in theoretical physics," announced Dr. Albert Sherwinski, a Cambridge based
>astrophysicist with close ties to NASA.
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>"The bad news is that the total annihilation of our solar system is imminent."
>
>Experts believe the chaos cloud is composed of particles spawned near the
>event horizon of a black hole (a form of what's called Hawking Radiation)
>that have been distorted by mangled information spewed from the hole.
>
>"A super-massive black hole lies about 28,000 light-years from Earth at
the
>center of our galaxy," explained Dr. Sherwinski.
>
>"Last year the eminent physicist Stephen Hawking revised his theory of black
>holes -- which previously held that nothing could escape the hole's powerful
>gravitational field. He demonstrated that information about objects that
>have been sucked in can be emitted in mangled form.
>
>"It now appears that mangled information can distort matter.
>
>"Just imagine our galaxy the Milky Way as a beautiful, handwritten letter.
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>"Now imagine pouring a glass of water on the paper and watching the words
>dissolve as the stain spreads. That's what the chaos cloud does to every
>star or planet it encounters."
>
>To avoid widespread panic, NASA has declined to make the alarming discovery
>public. But Dr. Sherwinski's contacts at the agency's Chandra X-ray Observatory
>leaked to him striking images of the newly discovered chaos cloud obliterating
>a large asteroid.
>
>"It's like watching a helpless hog being dissolved in a vat of acid," one
>NASA scientist told Dr. S
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| Re: Unacceptable [message #58122 is a reply to message #58119] |
Sun, 11 September 2005 17:21 |
rick
Messages: 1976
Registered: February 2006
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>said the president's top science advisors are taking the findings in stride.
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>"This is a lot like global warming, where the jury is still out on whether
>it's real or not," said the official.
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>"The existence of this so called chaos cloud is only a theory. Americans
>shouldn't panic until all the facts are in.""DJ" <animix_spam-this-ahole_@animas.net> wrote:
>Dude!!!!!!!!........Thanks for the visual. .I guess I asked for it, eh?
>
>;oP
Well, she's always bragging about how much lumber she can handle; ) She's
in to the meat thing, I hear she's good with her burger too!
Oh, sorry wrong Paris!
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>"James McCloskey" <excelsm@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>news:434acb40$1@linux...
>>
>> "Dimitrios" <musurgio@otenet.gr> wrote:
>> >Yes a fucking wooden quality of sound...:)
>> >Regards,
>> >Dimitrios
>>
>>
>> It makes a different sound if she spreads her legs at the right moment.
>> And if she screams, you know she's faking it. After all, women suck air
>> in when they get off, not out.
>>
>> James
>>
>> >"DJ" <animix_spam-this-ahole_@animas.net> wrote in message
>> >news:434aa59b$1@linux...
>> >> ........which brings to mind the question, if Paris Hilton is screwing
>> >> someone in the woods and a tree falls on them, does it actually make
a
>> >> sound?
>> >>
>> >>
>> >>
>> >> "Miguel Vigil" <nospam@nospam.com> wrote in message
>news:434a5b2b@linux...
>> >> > A thread about *nothing*
>> >> >
>> >> > Who will watch it?
>> >> >
>> >> >
>> >> > El Miguel
>> >> >
>> >> >
>> >> >
>> >> > "Chas. Duncan" <duncan5199ATsbcglobalDOTnet@> wrote in message
>> >> > news:r7tjk1p7kdkt3m9m1go78iba4gue9h0gsn@4ax.com...
>> >> > > On Sun, 9 Oct 2005 17:26:28 -0600, "DJ"
>> >> > > <animix_spam-this-ahole_@animas.net> wrote:
>> >> > >
>> >> > > >In order for this to be really effective, you need to record
>nothing,
>> >> > copy
>> >> > > >this to an adjacent track, invert the phase and then do a bounce.
>> >> > > >
>> >> > > >;oP
>> >> > > >
&g
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| Re: Unacceptable [message #58126 is a reply to message #58103] |
Sun, 11 September 2005 23:05 |
Jon Jiles
Messages: 90
Registered: November 2005
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hey've dubbed a "chaos cloud" that dissolves everything in its path, including
>comets, asteroids, planets and entire stars -- and it's headed directly toward
>Earth!
>
>Discovered April 6 by NASA's Chandra X-ray Observatory, the swirling, 10
>million-mile- wide cosmic dust cloud has been likened to an "acid nebula"
>and is hurtling toward us at close to the speed of light -- making its estimated
>time of arrival 9:15 a.m. EDT on June 1, 2014.
>
>"The good news is that this finding confirms several cutting- edge ideas
>in theoretical physics," announced Dr. Albert Sherwinski, a Cambridge based
>astrophysicist with close ties to NASA.
>
>"The bad news is that the total annihilation of our solar system is imminent."
>
>Experts believe the chaos cloud is composed of particles spawned near the
>event horizon of a black hole (a form of what's called Hawking Radiation)
>that have been distorted by mangled information spewed from the hole.
>
>"A super-massive black hole lies about 28,000 light-years from Earth at the
>center of our galaxy," explained Dr. Sherwinski.
>
>"Last year the eminent physicist Stephen Hawking revised his theory of black
>holes -- which previously held that nothing could escape the hole's powerful
>gravitational field. He demonstrated that information about objects that
>have been sucked in can be emitted in mangled form.
>
>"It now appears that mangled information can distort matter.
>
>"Just imagine our galaxy the Milky Way as a beautiful, handwritten letter.
>
>"Now imagine pouring a glass of water o
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