> > Chapter 1 > >1 > In the beginning God created Dates. >2 > And the date was Monday, July 4, 4004 BC. >3 > A
nd God said, let there be light; and there was light. And when > there was Light, God saw the Date, that it was Monday, and he got > down to work; for verily, he had a Big Job to do. >4 > And God made pottery shards and Silurian mollusks and pre-Cambrian > limestone strata; and flints and Jurassic Mastodon tusks and > Picanthopus erectus skulls and Cretaceous placentals made he; and > those cave paintings at Lasceaux. And that was that, for the first > Work Day
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